There's a war on at work poop breaks!
Some monster, mad scientist is taking away our only escape from a long day at the office. New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. The main benefit is to improve employee productivity.
Who thought to themselves "hey, how can I remove any bit of solace my employees have left? Oh, I know. Let's take away their ability to relax on the can while nature calls!"
Any company that wants to squeeze (bad choice of words) a few more minutes out of its employees by installing these soul crushing johns is not a company I'll support or seek gainful employment from. I'm all for improving productivity but not at the expense of my time to scroll Instagram, Twitter or play Best Fiends on the crapper until my legs go numb.