Man Attempts to Cancel "Boneless Chicken Wings" at Council Meeting

One Nebraska man is tackling the biggest issue the world is currently facing.

At a recent city council meeting in Lincoln, NE, concerned citizen Ander Christensen stepped to the podium to address what he feels is the biggest issue plaguing Nebraska's capital.

"Lincoln has the opportunity to be a social leader in this country. We have been casually ignoring a problem that has gotten so out of control that our children are throwing around names and words without even understanding their true meaning," Christensen said. "I'm talking about boneless chicken wings."

Ok then.

He goes on...

"I propose that we, as a city, remove the term 'boneless wings' from our menus and from our hearts," Christensen said. "I propose that we re-name boneless wings in the city of Lincoln. We can call them 'buffalo style chicken tenders.' We can call them 'wet tenders.' We can call them 'saucy nugs' or 'trash.' We can take these steps and show the country where we stand — and that we've been living a lie for far too long."

Although there are more pressing issues, I won't deny calling boneless wings "saucy nugs" is a movement I can support.

Keep doing what you're doing, Ander, pushing the real issues at our leaders. I can't wait to celebrate with some beers and saucy nugs.

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