REDNECK NEWS FINALISTS 2021!


Tough Guy Redneck with Mullet

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TEXT THE NUMBER OF THE NOMINEE YOU THINK SHOULD BE THE REDNECK NEWS STORY OF THE YEAR CHAMPION TO 2-2-9-8-7

1. FROM CLEVELAND OHIO WHERE THERE WAS A FIGHT AT WALMART BETWEEN TWO WOMEN WITH RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST EACHOTHER….WHICH STARTED IN THE CHIP ASILE AND ENDED WITH ONE OF THEM GETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH A 10LB LOG OF GROUND BEEF.

2. THE FELLA IN LOUISANA WHO IS FIXIN TO OPEN TEE-BOY’S SWINGERS TRAILER PARK

3. WILLIAM HODGE (AKA BUBBA) THERE IN FLORIDA WHO WAS FIGHTING THE ALLIGATOR THAT HE STOLE FROM THE CONGO RIVER PUT-PUT GOLF PLACE.

4. THE MOM IN JACKSONVILLE WHO WENT TO HER DAUGHTERS MIDDLE SCHOOL AND PUNCHED ONE OF THE STUDENTS WITH A BOXING GLOVE THAT SHE HAD SUPER GLUED ONTO HER HAND.

5. THE DRIVER THE COPS PULLED OVER IN WISCONSIN WHO WAS SITTING IN A FOLDING CAMPING CHAIR BEHIND THE WHEEL OF HIS PICK-UP TRUCK.

6. THE CHICK WHO WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO HIDE DRUGS FROM THE COPS, BUT TRIED TO CONVINCE THEM THAT SHE WAS JUST ADJUSTING HER “COOCHIE LIPS”

7. THE FELLA SWINGING HIS COLOSTOMY BAG AROUND AT KID ROCK’S BIG ASS HONKEY TONK ROCK N ROLL STEAKHOUSE AND BAR

8) THE GUY IN TENNESSEE WITH OUTSTANDING WARRANTS WHO WAS TRAVELING BY LOG DOWN THE RIVER SINGING “GOD BLESS THE USA”

9) THE DAD IN LOUISIANA WHO OVERDOSED IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE DAIRY QUEEN WHILE HIS 10 YEAR OLD WAS IN THE BACKSEAT WITH AN AK-47 SITTING ON HIS LAP

10) THE WOMAN IN FLORIDA WHO BLEW OFF HER RESTRAINING ORDER TO DROP IN ON HER EX, AND GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE GUY’S NEW WIFE AFTER SHE WAS FOUND HIDING IN THE CLOTHES DRYER.


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